“2 Second Dog” Wooden Sign – Funny Pet Quote Décor

For every dog owner who’s watched a snack vanish faster than they could blink—this one’s for you.

Crafted from solid knotty pine and painted in bold black with crisp white lettering, this rustic wooden sign by Sawdust City delivers a dose of humor every pet lover will appreciate. Featuring the cheeky quote, “The 5 Second Rule Does Not Apply When You Have a 2 Second Dog,” it’s a playful nod to the lightning-fast reflexes of our four-legged vacuum cleaners.

Handmade in Wisconsin, each sign carries the character of its craftsmanship—knots, color variations, and tiny imperfections that make every piece feel authentically aged and full of charm. Whether perched on a shelf or hung in a kitchen, mudroom, or pet nook, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter.

Styling Suggestions

• Hang near the snack zone or kitchen counter for a laugh-worthy accent
• Display in a pet corner with leashes, bowls, and framed dog photos
• Gift to a dog-loving friend with a sense of humor
• Add to a gallery wall of pet-themed signs and photos
• Use in a boutique or vet’s office for instant charm

Why You’ll Love It

• Hilarious quote that resonates with every dog owner
• Rustic finish with handmade character and aged edges
• Compact size perfect for shelf styling or wall hanging
• Made from real wood with visible knots and natural imperfections
• A thoughtful gift for pet lovers, dog parents, or animal professionals

Details

• Dimensions: Approx. 10" W x 3.5" H x 0.8" D
• Materials: Solid knotty pine
• Finish: Black with white lettering; distressed edges for vintage look
• Hanging: Routed slot in back for wall mounting; flat edges for shelf sitting
• Handmade in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, USA
  
• Brand: Sawdust City
• Style: Funny Dog Quote Sign